Submitted by sojuz151 t3_z74qyv in LifeProTips
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MrThoughtPolice t1_iy4o2am wrote
You’re making spears out of extra tiles? I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Intelligent-Tea-300 t1_iy4odhy wrote
To defend your extra tiles?
timmyboyoyo t1_iy4pzp1 wrote
It's like tower defence
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iy4qbyo wrote
I will not keep the spears.
You'd think people would at least proofread.
healing-souls t1_iy4qmiv wrote
Wait, you guys get spears with your tiles????
I've been doing this wrong
SUP_BITCHS7624 t1_iy4rt1j wrote
the cats reaction tho it was the icing on the cake for me
BecomeABenefit t1_iy4rvln wrote
Of course. How will you dance the spears if there's no spears to dance with?
chefmattpatt t1_iy4sahq wrote
I always keep a spare spear as well, excellent advice my friend! 1d6 damage, and I can throw it!
punkymunk13 t1_iy4snul wrote
Instructions unclear: I now have an unending game of Scrabble and a medieval armoury.
temp123890102931 t1_iy4socs wrote
I would, but I have no storage because living in a space that is suitable to my life is impossible. (and I make good money, it just isn't enough)
Git_Off_Me_Lawn t1_iy4vsl6 wrote
An extra 10% has been a pretty good rule of thumb for me in the past.
alpubgtrs234 t1_iy4x1zi wrote
I love a good spear- great for re-enactments and hunting the local farm animals…
Zer0Summoner t1_iy4x45w wrote
I thought this was a tip for Civ6 for a minute.
WasZurHecke t1_iy4xoj3 wrote
It's Britney bitches!
Oozeinator t1_iy4xyff wrote
Clearly this is video game advice
kingofcanines t1_iy4yhti wrote
KennstduIngo t1_iy4z0i4 wrote
No, the spears are purchased separately. You keep them in case somebody comes to steal your extra tiles.
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fokamv t1_iy4zq5w wrote
Leave Britney alone!
Brandyforandy t1_iy50qx7 wrote
This is the way.
Jorge_ln10 t1_iy511dq wrote
Keep the spears? Are we forming a Macedonian phalanx?
ChappaQuitIt t1_iy52itf wrote
Britney? Leave her alone!
TheMrDrB t1_iy53ktn wrote
Shower Defense
mcpickledick t1_iy54f62 wrote
LPT: Always check your title's spelling, otherwise that will be what all the comments are about.
IssacHunt89 t1_iy57204 wrote
They meant keep the spares to make spears with.
timmyboyoyo t1_iy58say wrote
citymongorian t1_iy5drn9 wrote
That’s prison.
minenangel t1_iy5i36b wrote
And keep the spears sharpened at all times. You never know when your enemies may invade your tiled house.
MrThoughtPolice t1_iy5lif5 wrote
Instruction not clear. Hunted local people.
GooJai t1_iy5mma8 wrote
Tile defense
Lkwzriqwea t1_iy5pu6k wrote
OP trying to aid Theoden King over here
timmyboyoyo t1_iy5qbpj wrote
Sound fun game
terribleinvestment t1_iy5tsso wrote
TomDelongeWTF.gif
OozeNAahz t1_iy5whzj wrote
And with tile floors, the blood will be a snap to clean up!
Tyrone90000 t1_iy60f49 wrote
Don’t tell me what to do with my spears.
locked_in_47 t1_iy6bj8s wrote
Lost my spear chasing the thieves, guess I will get some new tiles
scaleofthought t1_iy6d4rb wrote
But what if you want to replace the toilet and the previous owners fucking grouted it INTO the tile AND LEFT NO EXTRA TILES. Fucking assholes.
It's the shittiest toilet too. You can't have a dick and not have it kiss underneath the rim of the seat or toilet. I'm not even big it's a shitastic toilet THATS GROUTED INTO THE TILE. WHY NOT JUST USE A TALLER WAX SEAL? WHY SHAPE THE TILE AROUND IT AND GROUT THE FUCKING THING IN??
WHY!
AND HALF OF THE TILES SOUND LIKE A XYLOPHON BECAUSE THEY LAID IT WRONG.
AfemeAfeme t1_iy6d4tq wrote
Flooring as well..especially if it didn’t go all the way under in places like kitchen under island
Life-Feed-9401 t1_iy6dj5p wrote
Dis is Dee way.
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AintThatSomeSh1t t1_iy6jid5 wrote
Don't forget your bow and arrow while you're at it
YnotBbrave t1_iy6rkkp wrote
Keep the spears at ready This will shieldwall your floor
bnogal t1_iy7boiu wrote
Just make sure you have enough spare spears
CuppaTeaThreesome t1_iy7rong wrote
If you used coloured grout, caulk or silicone keep the package so you can find that specific one 10 years later. Or take a picture and email it to yourself with a decent description so the text is searchable.
Future you says thanks.
TonyVstar t1_iy9hch0 wrote
Use brown grout! White grout will be a massive downfall to this whole plan
boodlesgalore t1_iy9lhnp wrote
You're supposed to buy 10% more SF and return the "more than reasonable" extras.
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