"I have tragic news. There was an accident. Uncle Jeff didn't make it. We are trying to save grandma, but it's not looking good.... Anyway, the tow truck is almost here to fix the flat. Uncle Jeff will go directly to the airport to get grandma, and we'll meet you all at the house. But tragically, we'll all be late... Start dad's intervention without us... You're the only one that can convince him to not wear that ugly sweater this year... Anyway, I got to bury this hitchhiker's body. I'll see you soon. Love you."