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ZeroXDiablo t1_ixd6zz9 wrote
Haha, I'm sorry mate
Joppekim t1_ixd71xd wrote
It sucks. A girl was into me but i told her i only like pillows.
Ello_Owu t1_ixd7u9o wrote
Also the condom broke, what do I do!?
reddituser7542 t1_ixd97lw wrote
Identify people who may be willing to buy baby shaped pillows
riphitter t1_ixd99m7 wrote
You better make an honest pillow out of them
SirEDCaLot t1_ixd9j3s wrote
Start saving up because this is gonna be your life soon
Ghost_Ghost_Ghost t1_ixdawa0 wrote
Imo a pillow aint gonna prepare you either. Its not the motions that are gonna make you nut fast, its how warm and wet it is. Like a hug surrounding your penis. Have more sex, safe sex, get better at it, have fun. If you feel like you're gonna nut and don't want to, pull it out and go down on them or use your fingers for a while to cool off. Rinse and repeat, definitely helps train the tolerance. But if you put it in and immediately say 'oh fuck', enjoy the next 12 seconds.
Ello_Owu t1_ixdb6yj wrote
I'm too young to raise a throw pillow!
Ello_Owu t1_ixdbay9 wrote
All I have to do is keep em off the crack pipe and away from sales
Anosh_chodankar t1_ixdbpxr wrote
Now i am pillow sexual 🗿
vi3talogy t1_ixdf24p wrote
Plan B for the pillow.
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