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I don't know if the chopsticks will help keep stuff off the keyboard. Probably eating away from your computer will be the one to do that for you. Just use a fork.

And if you're talking about finger food in particular then absolutely use chopsticks or something.

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Instruction unclear accidentally showed the chopsticks up my ass

If I use chop sticks only the ceiling is safe.

I usually just put my snacks in a cup

I don’t know how to use chopsticks, so I can see myself dropping more food on the keyboard by this logic.

> Just use a fork.

This started with Cheetos, so a fork would not be great.

As I'm reading this I have just finished eating a grilled duck donburi with a spoon in front of my PC. Best meal I had in months, not a single stain anywhere.

This is how I eat Takis whether I’m at my computer or not, that spicy dust is invasive.

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Or like a fork? I mean chop sticks are cool but you know.

Fuck. I’m totally getting chopsticks for my hot Cheetos.

Assuming you're a coprophage, you're doing just fine.

Or just do what I do and blend your snacks up into a liquid and do an intravenous drip. Saves you the hassle of having to leave your computer for a whole 10 minutes to eat and come back.

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Lol. What? Chopsticks? Unless you use them all the time, sh-t is definitely ending up on your keyboard. And the floor. And the screen. And.....

My lord. This was very confusing (and funny).

Sheesh🤣

Then use tweezers.

The post says Snack and the post does not say Cheetos