Egotisticeggplant t1_iu762jv wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:50 AM

Like a dog, negative attention is better than no attention

notfrancisard t1_iu79yhl wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:23 AM

Honestly, I posted a heartfelt LPT that really helps me in my day to day and it didn’t get ANY interaction, so I posted this as a joke to see what was up and like everyone saw it so idk what’s up... maybe I’ll delete my original one and repost in the morning with a different flair.

twohedwlf t1_iu760qf wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:50 AM

To start with she's dead.

notfrancisard t1_iu7a078 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:23 AM

Seems like u got some work to do

[deleted] OP t1_iu768vv wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:52 AM

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notfrancisard t1_iu79rnk wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:21 AM

It’s from The Godfather

keepthetips t1_iu75san wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:48 AM

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[deleted] OP t1_iu75z14 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:50 AM

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[deleted] OP t1_iu7617s wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:50 AM

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EtOHMartini t1_iu76dj3 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:53 AM

I have two mommies. Do I have to fuck them both? Separately? Simultaneously? Do you need proof?

DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu7733o wrote on October 29, 2022 at 1:59 AM

You should concern yourself with pediatric fatalities on Halloween.

Individual-Praline20 t1_iu78fe4 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 2:10 AM

You motherfucker…

LPT: go fuck your mother

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