Submitted by DivvySUCKS t3_ye4kdo in LifeProTips
flowbee92 t1_itw14lm wrote
Reply to comment by LiteVolition in LPT: if you're hungry I don't have a lot of money, by pasta. by DivvySUCKS
As a cult leader I disagree. We exclusively feed our members starchy pasta to make them more tired, docile and agreeable to our teachings.
CompleteBreakfast672 t1_itwcfd3 wrote
Yes, we are what we eat and I like my followers floppy and wet.
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