keepthetips t1_iujlfue wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:37 PM

#402,470

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beeweeird t1_iujlpvc wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:39 PM

#402,578

"Nudist on strike" is also a good one

Lunar_Baby12 t1_iujmup1 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:47 PM

#403,006

I usually tell people I'm a pedestrian.

BelmontIncident t1_iujn0k0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:48 PM

#403,065

"I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."

neoncp t1_iujn12h wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:48 PM

#403,075

I wouldn't impersonate a cop in America

CasualObservationist t1_iujoiul wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:58 PM

#403,715

Naw, tell them “I’m dressed as happy to be here”

Charming_Love2522 OP t1_iujoo9r wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:00 PM

#403,783

Replying to CasualObservationist (#403,715)

I like this one. I work at a gas station so my regulars would get a kick out of thag

TopHatAce t1_iujt3df wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:31 PM

#405,710

My friend Chris used to say he was a pirate. A music pirate.

Mrs_JMoriarty t1_iujw4u5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:54 PM

#407,042

Tell them you're a NPC. Ask people who are dressed as superheros for the damages they've done to your property.

LPT: Didn't dress up for Halloween but people sarcastically ask what you are? Say you're an undercover cop.

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