Recent comments in /f/Jokes

notsofunonabun t1_jeh5gwe wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:58 PM

Reply to Why do British people pronounce it "Bri'ish" by RestingBitFace

‘Ats a bit rood, innit?

[deleted] t1_jeh593s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:57 PM

Reply to comment by NightZealousideal127 in My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I’m French. by Frites_Sauce_Fromage

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RyanM1977 t1_jeh55yk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:56 PM

Reply to I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]

Hah. Love it.

misterflerfy t1_jeh552x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:56 PM

Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

i have an r/antijokes version but i think it would get me a ban

Zestyclose-Ruin8337 t1_jeh4u8s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]

Get of the phone dad

HeroBrine0907 t1_jeh4o2r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM

Reply to A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots

My best Irish accent is a shitty jacksepticeye copy and it was still better than what I expected

OnJetways t1_jeh4nug wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM

Reply to Why do British people pronounce it "Bri'ish" by RestingBitFace

You wot mate

[deleted] t1_jeh42t1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:48 PM

Reply to The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed

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weepydreamer t1_jeh40m0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:47 PM

Reply to My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

I couldn't tell where that had cum from.

TankEngineFan5 t1_jeh3x0r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

Why do I hate that I got that?

Freethecrafts t1_jeh3wlu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to comment by dmetz1979 in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed

It’d be a shame if he took her to mediation to prove it happened.

sleinicke t1_jeh3wap wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to Why do British people pronounce it "Bri'ish" by RestingBitFace

The Americans dumped all their T in the harbor.

Potential_Bee_7739 t1_jeh3rhg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:45 PM

Reply to I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan

So? Same here, but I have genius level intelligence. So what does that say about m______________

zazzy440 t1_jeh3kk7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:44 PM

Reply to My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A pokemon.

[deleted] t1_jeh3gbe wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:43 PM

Reply to comment by Jah-Rasta in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

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sarcalom t1_jeh3amb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:42 PM

Reply to What did the fire fighter say when the brothel was burning down? by AfganPearlDiver

Meh. I don't think this joke is that hot.

TwistDirect t1_jeh2lbe wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:36 PM

Reply to What do you call a stoned poem that attempts to overthrow the government? by webguy1975

Ouch, Dad.

What do you call a talking pigeon?

Hi Coo

What do call a diarrhetic mountain climber?

Hike Ew.

Worldly_Let6134 t1_jeh2fl7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:35 PM

Reply to comment by ___HeyGFY___ in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

Not Dr Phil McCavity?

Repulsive_Onion_5925 t1_jeh2829 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Reply to comment by hiik994 in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

How deep?

Latter_Meringue_215 t1_jeh214c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM

Reply to comment by GustavoSugawara in Why do British people pronounce it "Bri'ish" by RestingBitFace

Loicense?

viking-sailor t1_jeh1pe5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:29 PM

Reply to Why do British people pronounce it "Bri'ish" by RestingBitFace

Because it was T time!

GustavoSugawara t1_jeh1gjv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:28 PM

Reply to Why do British people pronounce it "Bri'ish" by RestingBitFace

OI!!! Do you have a licence for that joke????

NightZealousideal127 t1_jeh1g5h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:28 PM

Reply to My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I’m French. by Frites_Sauce_Fromage

Did you know, the flags that US astronauts planted on the Moon have all been bleached by the sunlight and they've turned completely white. Now it looks like the French landed there first...

thereaverofdarkness t1_jeh1en9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:27 PM

Reply to comment by Reddit_Jax in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

I am a male who was raped by a female. And no, I didn't want weekly follow-ups.

Hardyminardi t1_jeh0f04 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:20 PM

Reply to comment by Vividlyheave77 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Wouldn't, "it's cornea than I thought" have worked a bit better?