Submitted by Ripcord2 t3_11cs5z4 in Jokes

...and when he did the soliloquy he performed it so poorly that everyone in the audience began to boo him loudly. Finally in humiliation he stopped and yelled, "Give me a break! I'm just an actor, I didn't write this crap!"

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SirKebab69 t1_ja4ph2k wrote

Yeah but you wrote this joke and it is crap

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amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja5ftvr wrote

This actually happened, sort of, in Sheridan’s play « The Rivals ».

When it was performed the first night, the actor playing Sir Lucius O’Trigger was booed, and yelled to the audience « By the pow'rs, is it personal? — is it me, or the matter? », meaning «  Are you booing my character, or my performance? ». Unluckily for him, it was both. Sheridan rewrote the play and also replaced the actor for the next performance.

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Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jguk wrote

He kept screaming, “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

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pork_fried_christ t1_ja5qzz5 wrote

Dude what happened to this sub? It’s been like, knock knocks, chickens, Chuck Norris, and whatever this is for like a week.

Can’t we get back to some good ol reposts here soon?

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hoosyourdaddyo t1_ja5stmd wrote

Shakespeare wrote Macbeth, who wrote this crappy joke?

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MasterConnors t1_ja6dg0y wrote

They say that if you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, one of them would, by accident, type out the complete works of Shakespeare.

This joke? Three monkeys, three typewriters, ten minutes.

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the2thomasklu8 t1_ja9u8vt wrote

Let’s see… “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!” You stupid monkey!

(BTW a group of students actually tested that theory. After six months, the monkeys had failed to produce a single English word, broken the computers, and defecated all over the keyboards.)

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