The same elderly woman is pulled over for speeding 2 years after the first incident. The officer comes up she hands over her license and registration. The police officer asked her if she had any guns in the car. She answered yes, and he says really what guns do you have in the car? She replied, I have a 9 mm in the center console. I have a Magnum 45 in the glove compartment. I have a shotgun in the backseat, and I have an AR-15 in the trunk.

The officer looks at her in surprise, and asked ma'am what are you scared of?

She looks at him with a smile and says, not a damn thing!