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UnderwhelmingAF t1_j9asft4 wrote

It’s just Torade now, cuz you can’t say gay in Florida anymore.

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GodFeedethTheRavens t1_j9b6pi8 wrote

Unironically, there is decent evidence that UF copied FSU's earlier 'Seminole Fire Water' in order to make Gatorade.

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pork_fried_christ t1_j9b6vr2 wrote

What do a Gator and a Seminole have in common?

They both applied to UF.

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NehEma t1_j9b9qc6 wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#1,886,059)

Yup, let's outlaw circumcision, labia mutilation, and surgeries on intersex infants without their consent.

Or are you strawmaning a tiny sliver of a different kind of surgery?

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Cbjfan99 t1_j9b9s1c wrote

If it came from Ohio State, it would be called nut juice

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Cbjfan99 t1_j9ba13d wrote

If it was invented at the University of Miami, it could be called piss and wind

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diveguy1 t1_j9bcr3s wrote

If it were made at Oregon State, it might have been called Beaver Juice.

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OtherBluesBrother t1_j9bhssc wrote

If it were made at Washington State University, it might be called Wazzu Water

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Costanzaslife23 t1_j9bmz5n wrote

If it had been invented at the University of Pittsburgh, would it have been called Pitt Stain?

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onerepmax t1_j9bobik wrote

Anybody wanna a cup of Liquid Tide?

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Freeagnt t1_j9bwoce wrote

I thought it was pretty funny when I said Seminole vesticles but nobody laughed

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peb396 t1_j9c2ih2 wrote

Could be from The University of South Carolina and called Cock Juice...

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Ewetootwo t1_j9c4ptc wrote

Gatorade - alligators on food stamps.

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pork_fried_christ t1_j9cl151 wrote

Replying to Pufferfish141 (#1,891,088)

Hot take: both schools are room temperature at best. Same shit.

Homies…I paid like $100k for this opinion (Go gators, gator nation everywhere blah blah blah). Kindly show me your UF/FSU diplomas, or put these downvotes up your asses.

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VictorMortimer t1_j9co42p wrote

But the real question is: Is gator best served deep fried or blackened?

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NemosGhost t1_j9cqrp1 wrote

The funny part is that it actually was invented at FSU and a few other places long before UF had it. UF just marketed the drink, but they didn't invent it by any means.

At FSU it was called Seminole Fire Water

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elwaln8r t1_j9cy0k7 wrote

I made up this home 24 years ago, told it 100 times and never once got a laugh. Must have been my delivery 🤷

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No_Understanding7431 t1_j9damrm wrote

Thanks for recycling my joke....I thought it was funny the first time I posted it

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cmoibenlepro t1_j9dar6x wrote

Can someone explain the joke to a non-American?

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PBlove t1_j9dbwqp wrote

Replying to cmoibenlepro (#1,893,954)

The drink he is referring to is Gatorade

It was originally Gator-aid because the science department mixed it up for the football team with the Gator mascot (as in Alligator)

The other college in Florida has the mascot of the Seminoles (a native American tribe.)

However the joke is that Seminole sounds like seminal. Seminal fluid is the correct name for any fluid carrying semen. (Ie ejaculate / cum)

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thundernole t1_j9dprds wrote

Directions to Hog town. East until you smell it, south until you step in it.

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Sapphire580 OP t1_j9dqip7 wrote

Replying to No_Understanding7431 (#1,893,941)

I don’t know who you are, I don’t frequent this sub nearly enough to be familiar with other people’s jokes, and I don’t see anything similar in your post history, sorry that we both came up with a similar joke I guess

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eljefeciego t1_j9e4s0a wrote

If ir were made in Finland, it might taste like barley

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NotAnADC t1_j9ep0so wrote

Florida State Seminole Vesticles

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becelav t1_j9eqjhi wrote

Replying to UnderwhelmingAF (#1,885,194)

As a kid We’d go visit family in Mexico and I’d ask for a Gatorade (gay-torade) and my cousins laughed. Went back 15 years later and they still made fun if me for pronouncing it that way because of the gay part.

They pronounce it “gato-ra-de”.

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Notsure68028 t1_j9fkpr1 wrote

My first wife’s father got his PhD from Florida in 1965 and took biochemistry from doctor Robert Cade and he told that joke starting in 1967

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