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diveguy1 t1_j9bcr3s wrote

If it were made at Oregon State, it might have been called Beaver Juice.

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lifewontgiveitgetit t1_j9bouxh wrote

We already have that in Canada!

beaverbuzz.com

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UnderwhelmingAF t1_j9asft4 wrote

It’s just Torade now, cuz you can’t say gay in Florida anymore.

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becelav t1_j9eqjhi wrote

As a kid We’d go visit family in Mexico and I’d ask for a Gatorade (gay-torade) and my cousins laughed. Went back 15 years later and they still made fun if me for pronouncing it that way because of the gay part.

They pronounce it “gato-ra-de”.

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phantompenis2 t1_j9eylwm wrote

they put a syllable between ra and de?

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becelav t1_j9eyzqm wrote

Yeah, as kids. They say gato-raid now

Gato pronounced as cat in Spanish.

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[deleted] t1_j9b0pb7 wrote

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szczebrzeszynie t1_j9b2iup wrote

Me when I have to insert my politics into every Reddit thread I see, even when it's completely irrelevant:

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NehEma t1_j9b9qc6 wrote

Yup, let's outlaw circumcision, labia mutilation, and surgeries on intersex infants without their consent.

Or are you strawmaning a tiny sliver of a different kind of surgery?

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TheRealSlabsy t1_j9azoc9 wrote

Fl Oz is NOT Florida Ounces

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jwilmes119 t1_j9b3to6 wrote

Lemme guess, KY JELLY is not Kentucky Jelly.

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OverallManagement824 t1_j9b6qw6 wrote

Hey! That was my joke!

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OHFTP t1_j9d24vd wrote

Happy Cake Day!

Also as a florida native, 100% it's Florida Ounces. Florida man is so powerful he strong-arms the entire US to go with it.

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Freeagnt t1_j9bwoce wrote

I thought it was pretty funny when I said Seminole vesticles but nobody laughed

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peb396 t1_j9c2ih2 wrote

Could be from The University of South Carolina and called Cock Juice...

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dirkprattlerxst1 t1_j9g194w wrote

i would chug cock juice, and let it spill out of my mouth, down my neck and onto my bare chest and i would rub it onto my nipples

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jeeves585 t1_j9h10xp wrote

Why did I continue to read after the word spill.

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pork_fried_christ t1_j9b6vr2 wrote

What do a Gator and a Seminole have in common?

They both applied to UF.

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Pufferfish141 t1_j9cgxd1 wrote

Go noles

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pork_fried_christ t1_j9cl151 wrote

Hot take: both schools are room temperature at best. Same shit.

Homies…I paid like $100k for this opinion (Go gators, gator nation everywhere blah blah blah). Kindly show me your UF/FSU diplomas, or put these downvotes up your asses.

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beautiful__demise t1_j9bqiui wrote

Tequila may not fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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GodFeedethTheRavens t1_j9b6pi8 wrote

Unironically, there is decent evidence that UF copied FSU's earlier 'Seminole Fire Water' in order to make Gatorade.

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OtherBluesBrother t1_j9bhssc wrote

If it were made at Washington State University, it might be called Wazzu Water

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Costanzaslife23 t1_j9bmz5n wrote

If it had been invented at the University of Pittsburgh, would it have been called Pitt Stain?

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cmoibenlepro t1_j9dar6x wrote

Can someone explain the joke to a non-American?

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PBlove t1_j9dbwqp wrote

The drink he is referring to is Gatorade

It was originally Gator-aid because the science department mixed it up for the football team with the Gator mascot (as in Alligator)

The other college in Florida has the mascot of the Seminoles (a native American tribe.)

However the joke is that Seminole sounds like seminal. Seminal fluid is the correct name for any fluid carrying semen. (Ie ejaculate / cum)

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Sunshineqwertyuiop t1_j9c85le wrote

Seminole fluid lol wasnt expecting that

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fla_john t1_j9cfn3y wrote

No one ever does.

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PBlove t1_j9dcjml wrote

And that's how you get hurt eyes and hurt feelings

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scienceforbid t1_j9bla81 wrote

As a gator, I love this.

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Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy t1_j9c0cdg wrote

I admired the dexterity required to operate a keyboard as an alligator

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Ewetootwo t1_j9c54gb wrote

A 10 on a scale of 1-10 but it comes at the tail of these comments.

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Cbjfan99 t1_j9ba13d wrote

If it was invented at the University of Miami, it could be called piss and wind

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Cbjfan99 t1_j9b9s1c wrote

If it came from Ohio State, it would be called nut juice

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Ewetootwo t1_j9c4ptc wrote

Gatorade - alligators on food stamps.

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NemosGhost t1_j9cqrp1 wrote

The funny part is that it actually was invented at FSU and a few other places long before UF had it. UF just marketed the drink, but they didn't invent it by any means.

At FSU it was called Seminole Fire Water

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Ewetootwo t1_j9c5d00 wrote

How about a mug of Yale.

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VictorMortimer t1_j9co42p wrote

But the real question is: Is gator best served deep fried or blackened?

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elwaln8r t1_j9cy0k7 wrote

I made up this home 24 years ago, told it 100 times and never once got a laugh. Must have been my delivery 🤷

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thoxrendar t1_j9dsiyg wrote

It seems OP has found the correct way to deliver the punch line: say it, don’t spray it.

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NotAnADC t1_j9ep0so wrote

Florida State Seminole Vesticles

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InsidiousColossus t1_j9bfyi7 wrote

Are you familiar with the highly popular Japanese sports drink known as Pocari Sweat?

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HoningStone t1_j9by9jc wrote

There i no way I am working there!

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thundernole t1_j9dprds wrote

Directions to Hog town. East until you smell it, south until you step in it.

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Whose_my_daddy t1_j9e3vxu wrote

If it was from U of Nebraska, it’d be corn syrup

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eljefeciego t1_j9e4s0a wrote

If ir were made in Finland, it might taste like barley

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Junior_Ad_5441 t1_j9eemah wrote

God knows what people like about it anyway

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Notsure68028 t1_j9fkpr1 wrote

My first wife’s father got his PhD from Florida in 1965 and took biochemistry from doctor Robert Cade and he told that joke starting in 1967

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bow--hunter t1_j9h6qw4 wrote

Gatorade suck’s waters better

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Prestigious-Mention5 t1_j9hafkg wrote

Wait till you find out that FSU had the drink before UF did…

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No_Understanding7431 t1_j9damrm wrote

Thanks for recycling my joke....I thought it was funny the first time I posted it

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Sapphire580 OP t1_j9dqip7 wrote

I don’t know who you are, I don’t frequent this sub nearly enough to be familiar with other people’s jokes, and I don’t see anything similar in your post history, sorry that we both came up with a similar joke I guess

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Steady-Nutty t1_j9bv91k wrote

/r/USDefaultism

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blankgazez t1_j9bvn9o wrote

????

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Steady-Nutty t1_j9bvs0x wrote

This joke assumes that everyone here is American and understands what any of it means.

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fla_john t1_j9cg07y wrote

When I see a reference to something from Notameristan, I either pass it by or stop to learn something. You have chosen a different, bitchier, path.

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