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leon6663 t1_jaclmf2 wrote

Because he used a safety rope to climb the tree to help a kitten stuck at the top right? RIGHT?! IS HE ALRIGHT?

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uthini_mfowethu t1_jaew3n7 wrote

Yes, even though the kitten got frightened, clawed him so deep they had to amputate his left arm, he's all right now.

Edit: ^though

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slightlyswing639 t1_jacm8n3 wrote

But before the emo jumped, he said, ‟no-one understands me, leaf me alone!”

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brdbag t1_jacmty0 wrote

No one understands me, Leaf. Me alone!

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yeetinghelps OP t1_jacmd5g wrote

This is even better than my post

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Buck_Thorn t1_jacn7xq wrote

I preferred your punchline.

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wherethebicenroam t1_jae518w wrote

The punchline I’ve always heard was, “the leaf. The emo never touched the ground”

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Agreeable-Effort6507 t1_jacnz56 wrote

Wow an emo could cut themself with that edge

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Danx94 t1_jadnd5u wrote

Clearly it wasn't edgy enough to cut the rope

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hwisunyoo t1_jacmwbq wrote

The emo...

He was already grounded when his parents caught him wearing makeup

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Aldrakev t1_jae0q1t wrote

r/TwoSentenceHorror

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GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaei0bp wrote

I'm contemplating planting my lawn with emo grass - because it will cut itself.

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