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contyk t1_jac2brl wrote

Don't give up. You can still do bowling, for instance.

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anterman365 t1_jaccgw0 wrote

I knew a guy once, he got his body chopped off. Some guy held his dick and chopped his body off. After that he was just a dick

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intheyard305 t1_jacmesf wrote

At least you can't be insulted now when people call you a nobody.

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oisgonnabelikedat t1_jacv6tb wrote

I like your attitude. Not only did you not throw in the towel, it's like you literally can't!
I was going to say grow a pair, but after reading I see you found them.

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Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jad7z32 wrote

I got nothing. I’ve been paralyzed from the neck up since birth.

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AzLibDem t1_jaddevm wrote

My friend lost the entire left side of his body in an accident, but he's all right now.

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stonerspotshop t1_jadxymj wrote

I won't run away no more, I promise Even when I get bored, I promise

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Big-End-9824 t1_jae6ven wrote

You could always get a job as a head gardener.

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