To his disappointment it was 72 average Reddit users.

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datfingtrump t1_ja6bi93 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:00 AM

#2,045,472

Hey

jestice69 t1_ja6bkwi wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:01 AM

#2,045,490

All the virgins have been deflowered, so he just gets a blow job from Allah

Open_Buffalo7660 t1_ja6kors wrote on February 27, 2023 at 5:28 AM

#2,047,328

Replying to jestice69 (#2,045,490)

There goes downtown

Punkeewalla t1_ja6ufl9 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 7:22 AM

#2,049,159

All were ugly. After all, they were Virgins.Not good enough for anyone else, not good enough for me.

flt1 t1_ja7a19t wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:03 AM

#2,051,904

He arrived in heaven and George Washington stopped by, kicked him in groin. Then comes Thomas Jefferson, kicked him in the groin. Patrick Henry was after Thomas, and even Robert E Lee was in line. He turned to Being in charge, wait, wait, what’s going on? Why are they here? Where are 72 virgins? Virgins? No, no, no, 72 Virginians