It’s a cut down.
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DavesGem t1_j9x1aen wrote
Well did you hear the one about Nepal?
It is ground breaking.
AirbagOff t1_j9x2kzn wrote
Did you hear the knife’s music?
It’s all Bowie.
Filberrt OP t1_j9x2lfr wrote
Wouldn’t that be Turkey?
Mindbender444 t1_j9x31e7 wrote
That’s a really sharp story.
polarpup666 t1_j9x3olf wrote
Sorry to be blunt, but that's not a knife, this is a KNIFE.
Mediocre_Metal_7174 t1_j9x3vo4 wrote
I might steel this joke. Then again, people say I have a sharp wit, so there's really no point.
BMObby t1_j9xf8k3 wrote
It's a cut above the rest!
zurds13 t1_j9yg8os wrote
That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon…
polarpup666 t1_j9yh4uv wrote
It's not a spoon, it's a tin opener......
Alone-Sky1539 t1_ja3x0pc wrote
the poop knife?
clankingsnaffle94 t1_j9x1ae2 wrote
Fuck you. How did not i see this coming.
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