He both repairs and doesn't repair my car at the same time, and I can never be certain of what the charge will be.
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Intercellar t1_j9w78bq wrote
He also stays completely still if you're looking at him
CorvairGuy t1_j9w7fpp wrote
Do you get a warranty? Maybe.
Ashamed_Definition47 t1_j9w8pqc wrote
Is a paradoxal service...
kenn714 t1_j9wb0m8 wrote
Have you tried rigging up a device that will kill a cat based on the state of your car?
Zeddicus11 t1_j9wimfk wrote
When I went to pick up my car, he said he couldn't tell me where it was, but assured me its velocity was 0 mph. Weird dude.
Dr_Original_Gangster t1_j9wrrdq wrote
He's an audiophile too; owns top quality speaks. Every day during business hours, music is blasting because he turns higgs boson.
nagennif OP t1_j9wwk5j wrote
Unfortunately, such a device is unlikely to work as the state of my car is disrepair. Sort of the problem.
Silt99 t1_j9xmsew wrote
If you pay him the superposition collapses into the repaired state. Unless you've been ripped off
doingthehumptydance t1_j9y604k wrote
I both love and hate quantum jokes.
nagennif OP t1_j9y7p7h wrote
So you're uncertain about them?
Sad-Neighborhood-313 t1_ja6xd2v wrote
They say he's entangled with some shady business partners.
1feralengineer t1_j9w5sq1 wrote
Very Quarky