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kenn714 t1_j9wb0m8 wrote

Have you tried rigging up a device that will kill a cat based on the state of your car?

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nagennif OP t1_j9wwk5j wrote

Unfortunately, such a device is unlikely to work as the state of my car is disrepair. Sort of the problem.

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Zeddicus11 t1_j9wimfk wrote

When I went to pick up my car, he said he couldn't tell me where it was, but assured me its velocity was 0 mph. Weird dude.

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Dr_Original_Gangster t1_j9wrrdq wrote

He's an audiophile too; owns top quality speaks. Every day during business hours, music is blasting because he turns higgs boson.

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Intercellar t1_j9w78bq wrote

He also stays completely still if you're looking at him

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CorvairGuy t1_j9w7fpp wrote

Do you get a warranty? Maybe.

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Silt99 t1_j9xmsew wrote

If you pay him the superposition collapses into the repaired state. Unless you've been ripped off

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