Submitted by Gaphumbala t3_11dcmj3 in Jokes
redriverrunning t1_jab6uzn wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
It’s not correct even though it is understandable. “You’ve gone to the store” is a correct usage because “you have gone” is in the present perfect tense and is an appropriate use of the contraction “you’ve.” It isn’t normally used as a contraction for other tenses, such as “will you have” or “did you have” and so on.
Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 t1_jab81ye wrote
Thanks bud.
benji_014 t1_jabhjss wrote
You’ve no idea. It does seem to work in the present tense in some cases. Maybe what’s off about this is that the emphasis rests on the verb that get contracted out, whereas the emphasis in my little example rests on the subject.
iordseyton t1_jacnqxo wrote
'You've no idea' isn't grammatically correct either, it's just less obvious.
You could say 'you have no idea,' or 'you have got no idea' interchangeably.
'You've got no idea' would be a correct contraction.
The reason 'You've no idea' feels correct and 'will you've sex' from the original doesn't is because our brains are trained to sort of skip over, or add in if need be, the existential verbs, like 'is' and 'got.'
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