Submitted by TargetOfPerpetuity t3_11dgw5j in Jokes
Easy. Just count all their legs and divide by six.
Submitted by TargetOfPerpetuity t3_11dgw5j in Jokes
Easy. Just count all their legs and divide by six.
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I just read this joke to my wife. She is a beekeeper. Apparently, if we count wings we need to divide by four. Can we count antennae and divide by two?
Why not count half of the bees and multiply by 2?
Or you can divide by two, twice.
You’re making this more difficult than it needs to be, just count one bee and multiply by the total number of bees and you have your answer.
Check the 2020 Census.
Count by 9s it’s faster than counting by 10s
The Banana Splits strike again
Oh that's how your doing it. Well I have a fool proof method. Wear total body covering, leaving your genitals and upper thigh exposed. Agitate hive vigorously until bees stop stinging. After 1/2 hour. Remove, then count stingers that is the female pop. The add 1/100 of that no. for male pop. Will give fairly reliable results. Easy peasy.
The answer is one. One b in beehive.
Ask her how many bees are in OPs hive smarty.
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Have them sound off!
The beecennial census?
My Dad had over 400 hives of bees. I can't overstate the number of times he told me to guess half and multiply by two.
I'd ask the queen directly
How do I know that your mom was a hottie?
RIP Freddie.
Sounds more like owie peepee.
Should the bee in the bonnet be counted as well?
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja8jfs4 wrote
That’s the hard way. The easy way is to count the wings and divide by two.