Submitted by Henri_Dupont t3_11djak9 in Jokes
mad_titanz t1_ja9v91n wrote
His political opponents all have committed suicide with 50 gun shot wounds to the head
svn380 t1_jaa1yiw wrote
No, that would only happen in a brutal totalitarian dictatorship.
In Russia, they fall out of 5th story windows.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa6eeh wrote
From an almost purely horizontal position
Distant-moose t1_jaa7p22 wrote
Onto some bullets.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa8dyq wrote
With Novichok in your briefs
4Plus20MakesHappy t1_jaa2kxv wrote
To the BACK of the head.
Rutin_2tin_Putin t1_jab60uw wrote
As well as being conveniently falling from a 30 story high balcony
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