Why should you never tell a chemistry joke? Submitted by stinky_cheese33 t3_11d2iaf on February 27, 2023 at 4:20 AM in Jokes Because you won’t get a reaction. 7 comments 6
Carnallysnafu72 t1_ja6e2gr wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:23 AM #2,046,023 Why should you never go home from the bar with a dinosaur? Because you will wake up with a megasauras.. 5
PQ01 t1_ja6o15e wrote on February 27, 2023 at 6:04 AM #2,047,951 At least from nobility. (Edit: yeah except for XePtF6 etc., I know.) 3
samipersun t1_ja6zkwa wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:33 AM #2,050,134 One of my all-time fav jokes is chemistry related. Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have some H2O”. The second says, “I’ll have some H2O too”. The second one dies. 2
biinroii01 t1_ja71h84 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 9:00 AM #2,050,458 it could blow up in your face 2
forkedquality t1_ja9ee4z wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:30 PM #2,071,335 All the good chemistry jokes argon anyway. 3
JackJack65 t1_jabg1nm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:33 AM #2,092,686 Replying to forkedquality (#2,071,335) They died, we had to barium. 2
forkedquality t1_jabj3lh wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:07 AM #2,093,506 Replying to JackJack65 (#2,092,686) Couldn't curium, huh? 2
Carnallysnafu72 t1_ja6e2gr wrote
Why should you never go home from the bar with a dinosaur?
Because you will wake up with a megasauras..