His wife had promised him sex once he returned home. Half way there he had a brilliant idea. He pulled up to the side of the road, layed under his car so it would look like he is fixing something, closed his eyes, thought of his wife and started to masturbate. A few minutes go by and the man suddenly heard a voice.

"Excuse me! What are you doing there?"

The man replied with his eyes closed: "My car broke down. I'm fixing it."

The voice said: "Ok then." and left.

Right before coming the man heard a voice again:

"Excuse me what are you doing?" said the voice.

The man replied with his eyes closed: "I'm fixing my car. It broke down!"

"Aha" said the voice. "This is the police your car rolled down the hill 10 minutes ago."

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[deleted] t1_jacx9l0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:18 PM

#2,107,352

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Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_jacza9y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:32 PM

#2,107,966

There is so many logical errors in this that my brain now hurts.

HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_jad7gu2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:25 PM

#2,110,635

Replying to Bright-Amphibian6681 (#2,107,966)

Yeah. Like a guy lasted 10 minutes...
it's not just me right?

Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_jad7ky5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:26 PM

#2,110,675

Replying to HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK (#2,110,635)

Thought the same thing.

FirstNephiTreeFiddy t1_jadb4be wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:49 PM

#2,111,826

Replying to HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK (#2,110,635)

I lasted 10 mins just this morning. Like an hour ago.

But my reproductive system is fucked up from taking Propecia, so I always struggle to finish quickly, or at all.

Edit: actually that's not completely true. When I use cannabis, I can orgasm easily.

HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_jadbgrn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:51 PM

#2,111,916

Replying to FirstNephiTreeFiddy (#2,111,826)

interesting.

where can i acquire this "Propecia"

FirstNephiTreeFiddy t1_jadccqx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:57 PM

#2,112,216

Replying to HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK (#2,111,916)

I got it from my primary care physician. I stopped taking it but unfortunately the damage it did was permanent. So if you decide to take it, know that you're playing with fire.

It's used in low doses to prevent male pattern baldness, and in high doses for MTF transitioning. My understanding is that it tricks your scalp into thinking you're female, so your hair doesn't fall out. If you take a lot of it, it will trick your whole body into thinking you're female.