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Jasper455 t1_ja6usq7 wrote
r/iamhavingastroke
MisterBonerpants t1_ja6vwt8 wrote
I think they meant to say, "when was the first time..." (D.o.B.+ 9 months = sperm making it's entrance). Or is this some kind of Alabama joke I'm too Texas to understand?
Uranus_Hz t1_ja6xwvt wrote
This seems like a bad attempt by AI to make a joke
Swelement t1_ja6u2w1 wrote
Thats ass
BANDlCOOT t1_ja6vnc4 wrote
People still have sex while they're pregnant. Due to recovery time, women won't typically be able to have sex after giving birth for a month or more in most cases. It's not called losing your virginity every time you do it.
Hopefully that all makes more sense to you now.
twiho t1_ja6x3nn wrote
Please explain. We need a sub for explaining jokes thx. Idk how to do it but I’ll be there if you do it.
peb396 t1_ja6vuxm wrote
On my honeymoon.
PrA2107 t1_ja6xfdd wrote
Huh?
RoddytheRowdyPiper t1_ja6vw4v wrote
I mean, at least it's not another Chuck Norris joke...
The_Real_Tippex t1_ja6x5h1 wrote
‘At least it’s not another Chuck Norris joke’ is a concerning sentence.
Whane17 t1_ja6xp8q wrote
I'ma share mine just for you
Why does Chuck Norris always have to be on top during sex?
Cause Chuck Norris Never Fucks Up!
Dickcheese-a1 t1_ja6ywrw wrote
Virgin on ridiculous.
HaroldFH t1_ja6umjv wrote
That makes no fucking sense.