prepare for lift off.

The joke is funny because steps 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 11 are missing.

It‘s also unclear as to when one profits from these steps.

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Woah....slow down mister!

The only way this joke can go is up!

What about descending 🤔

Step 10

Step 9

Step 8

Etc

It all makes sense now

My stairs have 15 steps. What do I do, what do I do? I may never get back down.

Just take it one step at a time.

Nanny state joke.

How to fall down a flight of stairs:

Step 1.

Step 3.

Step 6.

Step 10.

Floor.

Jump down 5 steps. Step 9, step 8. Etc

Take off initiated!

Fuck. I jumped and fell.

Floor = Step 0?

Looking at it from another side, it's letting me down.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line #527:

Hey baby you are like a set of stairs. You can use a good railing.

And always remember… gravity is your friend, until it’s not!

You remember when they made stairs?

It was a big step for civilization.

This is escalating...!

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Step 5

Step 6

Step 7

Step 8

Step 9

Step 10

Step 11

Step 12

Step 13

Step 14

Phew, done!

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Bro fell up.

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Step 6

Step 9

Step 13

Step 18

To fall down a longer flight of stairs, apply Fibonacci sequence…

I was in a 12 step program once, but I couldn’t count that high.

I heard that only works on the Spanish Steps.