The banker says okay, but I'll need some information first. What do you do for a living?

The man says he's a dentist.

A fine profession! And are you married?

Yes.

And what does your wife do for a living?

Well, it's a little hard to say....

I must know if you want this loan!

Well, she sells seashells down by the seashore!!

Comments

dapper-dave t1_ja3urqn wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:25 PM

#2,028,743

Don’t get it.

bigtimefailure_ t1_ja3uyur wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:27 PM

#2,028,777

Replying to dapper-dave (#2,028,743)

It's a little hard to say!!

[deleted] t1_ja40xi9 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 6:05 PM

#2,029,900

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Waitsfornoone t1_ja43hfh wrote on February 26, 2023 at 6:22 PM

#2,030,379

Sally!

datfingtrump t1_ja4chhv wrote on February 26, 2023 at 7:20 PM

#2,031,975

Replying to Waitsfornoone (#2,030,379)

Thought is was Sarah?

ChurchOfAdonitology t1_ja4h002 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 7:50 PM

#2,032,757

Replying to bigtimefailure_ (#2,028,777)

At least the failure got it...

Cefour_Leight t1_ja4ijag wrote on February 26, 2023 at 8:01 PM

#2,033,003

Replying to dapper-dave (#2,028,743)

An old tongue twister. Say her occupation three times fast!

Reynaudthefox t1_ja4jatp wrote on February 26, 2023 at 8:06 PM

#2,033,150

And your son Mr Piper, what does he do?

MOOSE9T8 t1_ja4kt9k wrote on February 26, 2023 at 8:16 PM

#2,033,412

Replying to Reynaudthefox (#2,033,150)

"Drives sodding lorries, don't you dare ask me what colour"

Yellow_-snow t1_ja4mg81 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 8:27 PM

#2,033,706

Replying to MOOSE9T8 (#2,033,412)

Red lorry? yellow lorry?

dapper-dave t1_ja8brxs wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:26 PM

#2,060,857

Replying to Cefour_Leight (#2,033,003)

Yeah, I recognize the tongue twister, but as the joke’s punch line it’s a pretty weak.

Cefour_Leight t1_ja8chf0 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:31 PM

#2,061,063

Replying to dapper-dave (#2,060,857)

True, but I did gently exhale from my nose, which is better than others I see here