They pull over, and realize the badger is still breathing but it's injured and freezing cold. The husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up while we drive home." The wife replies "But it's all wet, and it smells disgusting!"

The husband says "Plug his fucking nose then!"

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MarioManX1983 t1_ja9mija wrote on February 27, 2023 at 9:21 PM

#2,073,497

And the wife badgered him the whole rest of the way home.

Holden_place t1_ja9nux3 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 9:29 PM

#2,073,866

Replying to MarioManX1983 (#2,073,497)

His honey badgered him?

NDodma01 t1_jaa03kz wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:50 PM

#2,077,465

Sounds more like beaver

[deleted] t1_jaal3f6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:18 AM

#2,083,679

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pat700 t1_jaanm9u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:37 AM

#2,084,393

This sounds just like that episode of Leave it to Beaver

Response-Cheap OP t1_jaaob53 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:42 AM

#2,084,597

Replying to pat700 (#2,084,393)

Lol, yeah the one where Beaver Cleaver's mom's pussy is rank and it offends a gimped out badger.

bizguyforfun t1_jaauerq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:27 AM

#2,086,404

Thank you...I needed that laugh!

Response-Cheap OP t1_jaaui45 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:28 AM

#2,086,427

Replying to bizguyforfun (#2,086,404)

You're very welcome! :)

TimeOk8571 t1_jaax1fd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:47 AM

#2,087,195

But he’ll fight with the beaver.

BeenThere11 t1_jabl52d wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:30 AM

#2,093,999

The badger ran after just a minute between the legs

Constant_Ad_2775 t1_jabmh54 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:47 AM

#2,094,328

Reminds me of the man that wanted to keep a goat in the bedroom. His wife was horrified, “what about the smell” she exclaimed. Her husband calmly replied, “he’ll get used to it. I did.”

humorRus t1_jad5780 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 PM

#2,109,912

and the badger says please fart to cover the smell