“Yes, I think I would.”
“So you’d let another man sleep in my bed?”
“Well, yes.“
“Drive my car?”
“Yes, I suppose.”
“Use my golf clubs?”
“Oh, no. He’s left-handed.”
Comments
palebluedotcitizen t1_j9vna7d wrote
I posted a full (and funny) version of this joke months ago.
Buddy2269 t1_j9vt8f6 wrote
Here is a better version.
Husband says to his wife.
Husband: If I died would you date another man?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him move in to our house?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him sleep in our bed?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him use my Golf Clubs?
Wife: Definitely not.
Husband: Is that because they are personal to me?
Wife: No of course not, he is left handed...
Waitsfornoone t1_j9w5inz wrote
Yep, this one is low effort/low impact.
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xr32o wrote
Reading is so much effort! I’m glad someone dumbed it down for me.
Swordidaffair t1_j9xvlrl wrote
r/itsthesamejoke
Buddy2269 t1_j9xwng7 wrote
I submitted this (Better) version 2 months ago.
Swordidaffair t1_j9xxe2q wrote
Sure, that's cool and all, but my point was you didn't have to post the same joke again, they're the same cookie cutter street joke with different wording, pump the brakes there, chief.
Felinegood13 t1_j9yoo37 wrote
Both say practically the same thing, and both are pretty funny, this one just has less words
Also the fact that you posted it months ago probably means it’s been drowned by other posts by now, just sayin
RaiseOutside8472 t1_j9yph3h wrote
drink the milk out of my fridge. no. good good you know i hate when people do that.
smoke my cigarettes no. great . you sure are a keeper.
use my golf clubs. no but can you stop it now he is a left handed vegan non smoker and he wouldnt drive your car as well he dont like small cars.
AcrossChoke48 t1_j9vj6ar wrote
Dear god, this joke is depressingly blonde....