Submitted by NationYell t3_11a167w in Jokes
Because one more would make it too farty.
Comments
aebaack t1_j9p6ox9 wrote
Told this to my wife (even using a stereotypical Irish accent when saying ‟too farty”/240). She thinks it is stupid. I, however, tip my hat to your brilliance, good sir or madam.
mizinamo t1_j9p7nwt wrote
Ah yes, that traditional dish "Irish chili".
Goes well with "Spanish pączki" and "Hungarian sushi".
FreeQ t1_j9p99ri wrote
I heard this joke with Boston baked beans in Boston
DaFilthPope t1_j9pkqri wrote
Who are you to doubt my Hungarian mother’s sushi!?
mizinamo t1_j9plhym wrote
Sorry; it ain’t genuine until it’s your grandmother’s recipe.
DaFilthPope t1_j9pmoid wrote
I resent the accuracy of this statement. Take my upvote…
TAway69420666 t1_j9pnpib wrote
Smh these damn bean counters
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9q3by9 wrote
At least it doesn’t have 144 beans.
That would be gross.
[deleted] t1_j9q6enm wrote
LinguoBuxo t1_j9qzw1o wrote
"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans."
Bret Maverick
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9rrpm0 wrote
I just assumed no one here was married.
datfingtrump t1_j9rtyqp wrote
A Bostonian will kill anyone calling beans that
BeenThere11 t1_j9s9oa6 wrote
Imaginary wife
mikstone59 t1_j9p506a wrote
FINALLY one I have not heard before!