Submitted by NationYell t3_11a167w in Jokes
Because one more would make it too farty.
Submitted by NationYell t3_11a167w in Jokes
Because one more would make it too farty.
I just assumed no one here was married.
Imaginary wife
Ah yes, that traditional dish "Irish chili".
Goes well with "Spanish pączki" and "Hungarian sushi".
Who are you to doubt my Hungarian mother’s sushi!?
Sorry; it ain’t genuine until it’s your grandmother’s recipe.
I resent the accuracy of this statement. Take my upvote…
At least it doesn’t have 144 beans.
That would be gross.
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Smh these damn bean counters
FINALLY one I have not heard before!
I heard this joke with Boston baked beans in Boston
A Bostonian will kill anyone calling beans that
"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans."
Bret Maverick
aebaack t1_j9p6ox9 wrote
Told this to my wife (even using a stereotypical Irish accent when saying ‟too farty”/240). She thinks it is stupid. I, however, tip my hat to your brilliance, good sir or madam.