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Uriel_dArc_Angel t1_j9skkjr wrote

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny...?

There isn't a joke here...

It's just a short, weird biblical fanfiction...

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HuntressOnyou t1_j9slejf wrote

But god gives children cancer, how can he be a real g?

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YoghurtDefiant666 t1_j9smm5b wrote

So that's what killed jesus. Domestic violence. Fatherly abuse.

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Edwin1070 t1_j9snzh3 wrote

Replying to 4bdnfruit (#1,958,563)

Not just his. He stood up for all humanity!!
God wanted mindless, obedient drones, Satan wanted humanity to choose their own path, so he gave them freedom and wisdom. THAT is the real story of the fruit of the tree.

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4bdnfruit t1_j9soz0b wrote

Replying to Edwin1070 (#1,958,936)

Exactly. God didn't want humans to have their own knowledge of good and evil. But Satan encouraged humans to obtain this knowledge by eating the forbidden fruit, and in doing so, he liberated mankind from blind obedience. When humans obtained a conscience of their own, they gained the ability to think for themselves.

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Beowulf1896 t1_j9speuy wrote

This is what happens when you complain about reposts

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