Submitted by FuzzyChrysalis t3_119lkkl in Jokes
Other vampires suck.
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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9n5s2h wrote
Fangs very much for this joke.
azorianmilk t1_j9nciu9 wrote
He is the only vampire that counts
NDodma01 t1_j9obufn wrote
Fangs ain’t what they used to be, but fangs for the memory
[deleted] t1_j9oec6r wrote
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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9oediw wrote
Seeing as Sesame Street was a show for kids, they had to tone down the trope a bit, so the Count drank milk instead of blood.
His theme song was « Fangs for the mammaries. »
Duffman66CMU t1_j9pcsfh wrote
Peter: Hey, is the Count a Vampire? Brian: What's that? Peter: Well he's got these big fangs. Have they ever shown him doin' somebody in and then feedin' on em? Brian: You're, you're asking me if they've ever done a Seseme Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance Peter: Yeah Brian: No, they've never done that
dirtybird971 t1_j9qnxqf wrote
I have seen this joke 1, 2, 3 times too often!
Hot_Ratio_8439 t1_j9rcw67 wrote
Unless you count dracula
madazzahatter t1_j9n00dx wrote
Joke has bite...