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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9n5s2h wrote

Fangs very much for this joke.

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NDodma01 t1_j9obufn wrote

Fangs ain’t what they used to be, but fangs for the memory

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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9oediw wrote

Seeing as Sesame Street was a show for kids, they had to tone down the trope a bit, so the Count drank milk instead of blood.

His theme song was « Fangs for the mammaries. »

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azorianmilk t1_j9nciu9 wrote

He is the only vampire that counts

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Duffman66CMU t1_j9pcsfh wrote

Peter: Hey, is the Count a Vampire? Brian: What's that? Peter: Well he's got these big fangs. Have they ever shown him doin' somebody in and then feedin' on em? Brian: You're, you're asking me if they've ever done a Seseme Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance Peter: Yeah Brian: No, they've never done that

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dirtybird971 t1_j9qnxqf wrote

I have seen this joke 1, 2, 3 times too often!

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