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LenniLanape t1_j9vqfiq wrote

Bloody penguin, bloody nun, bloody panda

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Nathanual-Switch t1_j9vu6t3 wrote

My Toddler with three markers he found in my 10 yr olds room.

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vx2n7 wrote

A chessboard eating a chilli pepper whist a jury of tomato's decide if MJs guilty.

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DinoBirdsBoi t1_j9vxweq wrote

i laughed at the post behind me, read this and kept laughing

i reread and no longer laughed

i am now in a dilemma wondering whether this is funny or not

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vyfot wrote

A nun being eaten by a penguin being eaten by a zebra being eaten by a panda being eaten by MJ in a blender on an embarrassed communist chessboard whilsta jury of tomato's decide if it's checkmate. I need to sleep...

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StickyHams t1_j9w0atl wrote

Two penguins wearing red sequins gowns.

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w0ofn wrote

A piano where a beginner has stuck letters all over so they can find the notes.

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edgeplayer t1_j9w1caz wrote

Interesting example of a joke that does not work when you try to write it down.

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TheJuniorMint90 t1_j9w4ks4 wrote

Dr. Wiggles and he got a unhatched rat egg in his macaroni.

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Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w57tf wrote

A cat in a superposition state between being ginger and a black and white breed.

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kompootor t1_j9w7rgh wrote

I didn't find it funny, but I am now in a deep poetic reflection on the state of ubiquitous hyperliteracy that the Information Age and over a decade in this social media and ad-monetized content saturation of the internet has brought upon the entire world, from the richest to the most destitute.

Indeed, what isn't read all over?

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mritz65 t1_j9wbbif wrote

In my day the only answer was a newspaper!

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TBTabby t1_j9wde2q wrote

An embarrassed newspaper.

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Clearhead09 t1_j9wg8t0 wrote

Micheal Jackson with a severe nosebleed

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Killersmurph t1_j9wm62l wrote

Well, TBH, after 10 generations of Irish Ancestry, my translucent, rice paper, semi-ginger skin, shows enough of my Veins that I qualify as an answer to this.

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TranceDanceGemini t1_j9xlwmn wrote

What is black and brown and White all over? Nun with t'monk on.

This will only make sense to someone from Yorkshire England. If you are not and you get it, l will be damned impressed.

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vvgame t1_j9xmc91 wrote

A Biohazard song title

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tarby1 t1_j9xv75t wrote

A sunburnt penguin

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shoobbie t1_j9y1n2x wrote

Come on people….. what’s the real answer?!

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Awengal t1_j9y96tb wrote

Marv after preparing Kevin...

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Blurpee24 t1_j9ygzc8 wrote

My dick comming out of your puter

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justk4y t1_j9yomva wrote

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff……….

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whoisjbs t1_j9yozt1 wrote

A panda covered in marinara sauce

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RoyalBeat710 t1_j9ywhwe wrote

My mo- . . . oh wait, she's right next to me.

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