dolly3900 t1_ja2g0zm wrote on February 26, 2023 at 9:46 AM

Conversely,

What is better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

😜

EXPLODODOG t1_ja3u39p wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:21 PM

I'll never forget when I saw Tom Waits in concert and he told that one!

dolly3900 t1_ja3udt3 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:23 PM

It's one that the idiot in every one of us knows will never get unfunny

cherryhilljawnz t1_ja5a1os wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:08 PM

I'll never forget going over this girl's house; I asked her what she wanted to do...she said let's play tulips. Even though I heard this joke before it didn't register but she quickly explained she wanted to put her two lips on my organ

She was not a looker

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Trollizard476 t1_ja2gwi0 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 9:58 AM

✅

Trollizard476 t1_ja2gvgk wrote on February 26, 2023 at 9:57 AM