A couple in the Philippines is celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. When their guests left, they started talking privately.

Husband: It's been 25 years since we exchanged our vows. Was there a time that you cheated on me?

Wife: My guilt haunts me, but now I'm willing to confess. Remember when you badly needed an operation due to your motorcycle accident and we didn't have any money for the doctor's fee? I slept with your doctor to have you operated on.

Husband: *sobs. I understand as you did it for my sake. Is that all?

Wife: Since I've already confessed that one, remember when your business is on the verge of bankruptcy and we badly needed that loan from the bank? I slept with the bank manager.

Husband: *sobs harder. I never think you will do all that for my welfare. You are a great wife. Is that all?

Wife: I don't know how to put this. Hmmmm. Remember when you run for a position in our city council and you're short by 12 votes?

PS. Sorry for the wrong grammar. :(