Submitted by Due_Example5177 t3_11bmugp in Jokes
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oxonianHoliday57 t1_j9ymxye wrote
The emo...
He was already grounded when his parents caught him wearing makeup
[deleted] t1_j9ynu6g wrote
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brownntown93 t1_j9yqa8y wrote
Oh wow
Lawfulness-Last t1_j9yql36 wrote
I'm pretty sure this is an older joke
1973mojo1973 t1_j9ytdle wrote
Why do you hate EMO kids so much? Or you projecting your own life that's not worth living, on others?
Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9ytibs wrote
I don’t. And I’m not projecting. But I WAS an emo kid. It’s funny tho
Moist___Towelette t1_j9ywwzw wrote
It’s important not to get hung up on things for too long. Like 3-6 minutes at most
Lithosphere11 t1_j9zc486 wrote
That’s kinda fucked up.
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j9zcki2 wrote
Hah hah hah suicide funny.
Come on, dude, seriously?
LC_Anderton t1_j9zf4xl wrote
Fcuking dark dude… but it still made me chuckle…
Does that make me a bad person?
Environmental-Win836 t1_j9zh1j6 wrote
This isn’t funny…it’s just…wow.
BERRlES t1_j9ziiy9 wrote
jrc83 t1_j9zjf04 wrote
I reacted with “oooookay”
Potential_Bee_7739 t1_j9zk0om wrote
I'm pretty sure he couldn't have hung himself; that's based purely on genetics. PSA: Penis enlargement is a scam.
typicalcitrus t1_j9zlka6 wrote
I'm afraid that's incorrect, Miss Noonah. Pictures can be hung, people are hanged. "He hanged himself", is the correct conjugation, for which, of course, you have my deepest sympathy.
randomguy283 t1_j9zml3s wrote
The leaf because the emo was caught by a rope
randomguy283 t1_j9zmmjd wrote
randomguy283 t1_j9zmu6q wrote
Then explain to me why you can be described as “hung like a horse”
Lexxifyy t1_j9zp4xx wrote
This was good
Lexxifyy t1_j9zpaj5 wrote
Get your head out of your ass and look where you’re at.
Lexxifyy t1_j9zpg9z wrote
Man even the Reddit joke community is going soft
Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zsi08 wrote
Plot twist: I was the emo kid. Shoe strings couldn’t hold me for very long. Still made me chuckle.
Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zsm9y wrote
Wait till you hear my jokes about autistic folks
Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zvtlx wrote
Man, someone even reported me. I got one of those messages from the care team like I’m suicidal lol.
Re-Horakhty01 t1_ja0yy9i wrote
Yeah, and it's not fucking funny.
Re-Horakhty01 t1_ja0yzj8 wrote
I would very much rather not.
Due_Example5177 OP t1_ja15dn5 wrote
Three autists walk into a bar. You’d think one of em would have seen it, turns out they all need their eyes checked. 😂
Lexxifyy t1_ja185cg wrote
I unfollowed this community. If you can’t tell jokes without someone getting their panties in a bunch then fuck em.
Lexxifyy t1_ja18fjg wrote
Humor is subjective dipshit. Get off Reddit if you can’t handle it.
oldmansakuga t1_j9ylkgd wrote
nice1