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oxonianHoliday57 t1_j9ymxye wrote

The emo...

He was already grounded when his parents caught him wearing makeup

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Moist___Towelette t1_j9ywwzw wrote

It’s important not to get hung up on things for too long. Like 3-6 minutes at most

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Potential_Bee_7739 t1_j9zk0om wrote

I'm pretty sure he couldn't have hung himself; that's based purely on genetics. PSA: Penis enlargement is a scam.

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typicalcitrus t1_j9zlka6 wrote

I'm afraid that's incorrect, Miss Noonah. Pictures can be hung, people are hanged. "He hanged himself", is the correct conjugation, for which, of course, you have my deepest sympathy.

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randomguy283 t1_j9zmu6q wrote

Then explain to me why you can be described as “hung like a horse”

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randomguy283 t1_j9zml3s wrote

The leaf because the emo was caught by a rope

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LC_Anderton t1_j9zf4xl wrote

Fcuking dark dude… but it still made me chuckle…

Does that make me a bad person?

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Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zsi08 wrote

Plot twist: I was the emo kid. Shoe strings couldn’t hold me for very long. Still made me chuckle.

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Lexxifyy t1_j9zpg9z wrote

Man even the Reddit joke community is going soft

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Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zvtlx wrote

Man, someone even reported me. I got one of those messages from the care team like I’m suicidal lol.

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Lexxifyy t1_ja185cg wrote

I unfollowed this community. If you can’t tell jokes without someone getting their panties in a bunch then fuck em.

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jrc83 t1_j9zjf04 wrote

I reacted with “oooookay”

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Re-Horakhty01 t1_j9zcki2 wrote

Hah hah hah suicide funny.

Come on, dude, seriously?

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Lexxifyy t1_j9zpaj5 wrote

Get your head out of your ass and look where you’re at.

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Re-Horakhty01 t1_ja0yy9i wrote

Yeah, and it's not fucking funny.

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Lexxifyy t1_ja18fjg wrote

Humor is subjective dipshit. Get off Reddit if you can’t handle it.

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Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zsm9y wrote

Wait till you hear my jokes about autistic folks

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Re-Horakhty01 t1_ja0yzj8 wrote

I would very much rather not.

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Due_Example5177 OP t1_ja15dn5 wrote

Three autists walk into a bar. You’d think one of em would have seen it, turns out they all need their eyes checked. 😂

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1973mojo1973 t1_j9ytdle wrote

Why do you hate EMO kids so much? Or you projecting your own life that's not worth living, on others?

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Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9ytibs wrote

I don’t. And I’m not projecting. But I WAS an emo kid. It’s funny tho

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