Submitted by sxg_arceuskarp t3_11dby3u in Jokes
A Threena Fish
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brightPenis t1_ja7p69u wrote
I read this, then put my phone down to go back to sleep.
Two-and-a-half!
Came back to upvote.
Henri_Dupont t1_ja7q83v wrote
I was gonna suggest Hell instead of jail, but this guy deserves an upvote just before St Peter pulls the handle that opens the yawning pit.
omeralal t1_ja7yps9 wrote
Wrong, it's Two tuna fish
CapnBeardbeard t1_ja86zqi wrote
A metric tuna fish
sherrifayemoore t1_ja879oj wrote
I could write list that would circle the earth many times of things that are heavier than a tuna fish.
cdx70 t1_ja8bcfa wrote
Whats heavier? A tuna fish or a tuna feathers? A tuna fish cause fish is heavier than feathers.
gilfromisrael t1_ja8d95w wrote
A zippo is a little lighter tho
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sub0scillator t1_ja7oeza wrote
Go to jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200