Submitted by aLLcAPSiNVERSED t3_11dvkae in Jokes
He tells the judge "I just can't take it anymore, every night she's out past midnight jumping from bar to bar."
The judge asks, "What's she doing at all those bars?"
The man replies, "She's looking for me."
GoobyDuu t1_jab4wl2 wrote
I also hate my wife.