She wanted to bring it home. I told they won't let her take it on the plane, she'd need to hide it down her panties.

"But what about the smell?" She asked. "Well," I said, "If it dies it dies."

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booherm t1_ja9tnrk wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:06 PM

#2,075,579

🤣🤣 good one!

Cindexxx t1_jaac3o2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:13 AM

#2,080,978

Damn, actually got a little chuckle out of me.

[deleted] t1_jaagg2v wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:44 AM

#2,082,292

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astroFOUND t1_jaajkj4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM

#2,083,273

Lmfao

pie-en-argent t1_jaan6k8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:34 AM

#2,084,273

And how did you type this from the morgue?

Lazaruzo t1_jaapani wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:50 AM

#2,084,898

Replying to pie-en-argent (#2,084,273)

How did he type this with one hand, you mean? 😏

palebluedotcitizen OP t1_jab3y0n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:41 AM

#2,089,170

Replying to pie-en-argent (#2,084,273)

Haha