Submitted by palebluedotcitizen t3_11doavv in Jokes
She wanted to bring it home. I told they won't let her take it on the plane, she'd need to hide it down her panties.
"But what about the smell?" She asked. "Well," I said, "If it dies it dies."
Submitted by palebluedotcitizen t3_11doavv in Jokes
She wanted to bring it home. I told they won't let her take it on the plane, she'd need to hide it down her panties.
"But what about the smell?" She asked. "Well," I said, "If it dies it dies."
Cindexxx t1_jaac3o2 wrote
Damn, actually got a little chuckle out of me.