[deleted] t1_ja4zt2l wrote on February 26, 2023 at 9:56 PM

#2,036,238

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bankableTwopence19 t1_ja50i77 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:01 PM

#2,036,357

Actually she only has one leg now thanks to gangrene.

But thanks for your kindness as she's extremely self conscious about it.

Important_Muffin_212 t1_ja515d9 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:06 PM

#2,036,462

I like to walk my cow through the vineyard.

I herd it through the grapevine.

aboradrenege984 t1_ja517op wrote on February 26, 2023 at 10:06 PM

#2,036,470

Actually, being that she is dead she would fall into the category of ground beef...

B_Crimpysnitch t1_ja5cg1l wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:25 PM

#2,038,638

My sister at her bat mitzvah

Mrofcourse t1_ja5d8cg wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:30 PM

#2,038,785

Thanks I’ll add this to my long list of cow jokes. Tbh it’s a rare medium well done.

Repulsive-Ride-9729 t1_ja5etxi wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:42 PM

#2,039,035

Marjorie Taylor Greene!!!

Brenden-H t1_ja5gkex wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:55 PM

#2,039,381

Amy schumer? Lizzo? Whoopie goldberg?

Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jcl3 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 12:15 AM

#2,039,864

A moo-derella!

RyanM1977 t1_ja5ql84 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:10 AM

#2,041,244

I asked my gf this question and she said “your mom”.

taylorpilot t1_ja5skpl wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:26 AM

#2,041,659

Ya mom

The_Raptor_Moose t1_ja5zmm7 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 2:21 AM

#2,043,160

Indian royalty

shangula t1_ja6ly98 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 5:41 AM

#2,047,573

ciara

Jagasi t1_ja6q4jk wrote on February 27, 2023 at 6:28 AM

#2,048,326

Replying to B_Crimpysnitch (#2,038,638)

I’m Jewish, and laughed so hard I couldn’t catch my breath for a solid moment. This is the better answer.

PrA2107 t1_ja73lwv wrote on February 27, 2023 at 9:31 AM

#2,050,768

Yo mama

Phenelle1857 t1_ja7bbcl wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:20 AM

#2,052,115