Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby.

The doctor goes to the first man and says: "Congratulations you have twins!"

"That's funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!" replies the man.

The doctor goes to the second man and says: "Congratulations! You have triplets!"

"That's funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!" Replies the second man.

The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: "What's wrong?" And the man replies: "I work at 7-Eleven"

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YoloSwag3368 t1_jaclrn2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:55 PM

#2,103,689

Man I love reposts

Epic-Dude000 t1_jacn1kf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:05 PM

#2,104,095

So it may be 7 to 11 babies

OpinionOK_IgnorantNo t1_jaco65v wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:13 PM

#2,104,443

yeah but is it 7 babies or 11 babies too much suspense, pass

Grantley34 t1_jacp9yc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:22 PM

#2,104,805

Replying to Epic-Dude000 (#2,104,095)

Or 711

Benjii_44 t1_jacpvn6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:26 PM

#2,105,011

Replying to Grantley34 (#2,104,805)

Or -4

Skydude252 t1_jacu10l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:56 PM

#2,106,312

Replying to Benjii_44 (#2,105,011)

So one baby who kills the triplets and the twins from the other two?

amblongus t1_jad3clo wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:58 PM

#2,109,291

Replying to Epic-Dude000 (#2,104,095)

Or, tragically, 7/11 of a baby.

beau_loop t1_jadmluu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:01 PM

#2,115,421

Replying to YoloSwag3368 (#2,103,689)

You heard this one hey?

mab0390 t1_jadq55h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:24 PM

#2,116,543

Replying to Epic-Dude000 (#2,104,095)

Or 1,977,326,743 babies (7^11, that is).

fantomas_ t1_jadyisy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:16 PM

#2,119,264

Replying to amblongus (#2,109,291)

But 7/11 was a national tragedy.

rock0077 t1_jae1fbn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:35 PM

#2,120,213

Glad he didn't works at 24/7

Improv13 t1_jae7c1a wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:12 PM

#2,122,180

This is an old but good joke. Works better with real businesses like Doubleday Publishing, Triple A, and definitely works best when the last guy starts to leave and says “I’m getting out of here I work for Century 21.”

Dragontamer7777777 t1_jaedqnm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:54 PM

#2,124,573

Replying to mab0390 (#2,116,543)

Adding almost 25% more people to the world population

GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaehv4b wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:20 PM

#2,126,016

Could be worse. He could be working for 24 Hour Fitness.

anita1louise t1_jaen0t8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:53 PM

#2,128,093

Replying to OpinionOK_IgnorantNo (#2,104,443)

It’s the suspense that was upsetting the third daddy to day.

rickyg_79 t1_jaer4og wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:21 PM

#2,129,807

Triples makes it safe, triples is best

YoloSwag3368 t1_jaeslfy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:31 PM

#2,130,417

Replying to beau_loop (#2,115,421)

It was all over YouTube shorts for like a day