Submitted by madazzahatter t3_115dhje in Jokes
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
Submitted by madazzahatter t3_115dhje in Jokes
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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You don't want to know.
Brain or whole?
There's no wrong way to eat a rhesus
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Though popular in Cantonese cuisine, it is not often to be found in Washington D.C.
Laughed. Dad joke ninja
If you want to eat monkey holes, that's on you.
brilliant
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Personally, macaques rock
Oh, theres a wrong way. They do not like being surprised.
Rhesus pieces
Even in the other way the phrase can be taken, it's true because most wild monkeys don't often come across or eat bananas.
Yes there is: ass first.
Is that what we ate???
I went to that zoo that only has one animal: A dog.
It was a Shih-tzu.
Bravo. Wish I could upvote this twice.
The joke is better if the child is the one who pulls it off on the adult.
High-fiber coating, high-potassium center.
HIV will like to have a word
Oh yea? Then you must know that monkeys eat more humans than bananas, mom!
Fml I thought the dog was a Schizo and imagining the other animals…
He didn't say per human or per monkey. There are a lot more humans than monkeys so probably true even without the wordplay.
So that's what calamari is!
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Hell yeah 😂😂😂
Speak for yourself.
Every three weeks
Nah that’s just banana georg
I just wanted to have macaque and eat it too....
The number of bananas eaten by humans is substantially larger than the number of bananas eaten by monkeys.
The joke makes no mention of the average consumption of an individual and refers to humans (approximately 8 billion) and monkeys (200,000). So each monkey would have to eat more bananas than 40,000 humans for the alternative to be true.
Not all monkeys eat bananas, e.g. the diet of a wild howler monkey is almost entirely comprised of leaves.
Humans eat a lot of bananas, India alone produced 29 million tonnes of bananas last year.
In my opinion, apart from these obviously unimportant shortcomings under pedantic analysis, its a good joke.
It's better than pronouncing it Reecies. As if it rhymes with faeces.
I wish I had an award to give you for this one. Outstanding.
But there was this one guy who ate a monkey, or a bat perhaps, and caused the entirety of human civilization to shut down for a couple years. Bananas can't do that
I like to rock out with macaques out.
Real talk though, wild monkeys and apes don't eat bananas, wild bananas are fibrous and bitter and human cultivated bananas are too sugary and inaccessible to non-human primates.
So humans do eat the most bananas, more than any other organism
Never had monkey brains before
A Harland Williams fan in the house?
Raisin Reecies
> She rolled her eyes at me
because she had seen this joke online a million times already?
Faeces pieces
They crossed it with a Bull Dog recently. It's called a "Bullshiht."
Wasn't there an Indiana Jones Movie that talked about this?
While you’re being pedantic, I’ll be pedantic right back at you. There’s far more than 200k monkeys in the world. There are 250k gorillas alone, and 2.5 million macaques.
You're not being pedantic, gorillas are apes not monkeys.
To be fair to you, I was wrong about the total, there are many more than 200,000, but substantially less than 8 billion.
If you were being pedantic you wouldn't have inclined gorillas as they are apes not monkeys
I've eaten bananas but not monkeys. I don't know any humans that have eaten monkeys.
Lmao
Are there monkeys where bananas grow ?
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