Submitted by theplutosys t3_119pqmq in Jokes
She works the night shift
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Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9ni5xr wrote
13 years using the same joke, you have high expectations of your audience.
BKStephens t1_j9nidop wrote
Uh, li'l help?
witwacky t1_j9njg2t wrote
Not everyone has a taste for dark humor.
DrRomeoChaire t1_j9njic3 wrote
She sleeps during the day
BKStephens t1_j9njp4h wrote
...
That's it?
OK. Thanks.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9nngro wrote
So tired reading this
theplutosys OP t1_j9no6wr wrote
Interesting considering I came up with it myself
csm_orious t1_j9no7o5 wrote
But what about late night comedy?
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9nqq0m wrote
Sorry it wasn’t a jab at you, it was supposed to be a run on from your joke.
Hay_Blinken t1_j9nyn53 wrote
r/whoosh
Larkson9999 t1_j9nz34j wrote
I haven't slept for five days because that would be too long.
-Mitch Hedberg
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j9o6dod wrote
How about:
-I haven't slept for a week... -Oh, that's good! It could have very bad consequences for you to sleep for that long.
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j9o6j09 wrote
An irritating pop song raped my ears for almost a year (intermittently) where the singer proclaimed that he had not slept for a year... Imagine how quickly you would die if you ONLY slept. And i hear TOTAL absence of sleep kills you within ... What... 14 days i think...
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9od09r wrote
"I haven't had a shower in over 4 months"
"Great having a bath, but sometimes you just want to shower!"
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9od41k wrote
theplutosys OP t1_j9otwmt wrote
Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding then lol.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9ox8gr wrote
No probs 😊. I don’t think I worded it very well
BrilliantObserver t1_j9q5p23 wrote
It is not a joke. It is an observation.
johnhughthom t1_j9q71m9 wrote
Poor thing never gets a day off apparently.
theplutosys OP t1_j9qmp09 wrote
Many jokes are cleverly worded observations
theplutosys OP t1_j9qmsdy wrote
Ik!! I feel so bad for her, she needs to leave that job asap. Can’t believe she’s been working there 13 years
Astroloach t1_j9sa56l wrote
It's not really a joke. It's not really anything.
XythesBwuaghl t1_j9sknip wrote
what's the significance of 4102?
theplutosys OP t1_j9v4tp9 wrote
There isn’t one. It was meant to be misleading you you’d read the title & assume the joke revolves around that when it doesn’t
Salnj t1_j9ngesk wrote
Ive worked nights for 13 years and nobody gets my humor when i say this 😆