Submitted by theplutosys t3_119pqmq in Jokes
Larkson9999 t1_j9nz34j wrote
I haven't slept for five days because that would be too long.
-Mitch Hedberg
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j9o6j09 wrote
An irritating pop song raped my ears for almost a year (intermittently) where the singer proclaimed that he had not slept for a year... Imagine how quickly you would die if you ONLY slept. And i hear TOTAL absence of sleep kills you within ... What... 14 days i think...
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