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Salnj t1_j9ngesk wrote

Ive worked nights for 13 years and nobody gets my humor when i say this 😆

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Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9ni5xr wrote

13 years using the same joke, you have high expectations of your audience.

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Larkson9999 t1_j9nz34j wrote

I haven't slept for five days because that would be too long.

-Mitch Hedberg

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Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j9o6j09 wrote

An irritating pop song raped my ears for almost a year (intermittently) where the singer proclaimed that he had not slept for a year... Imagine how quickly you would die if you ONLY slept. And i hear TOTAL absence of sleep kills you within ... What... 14 days i think...

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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9nngro wrote

So tired reading this

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theplutosys OP t1_j9no6wr wrote

Interesting considering I came up with it myself

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Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j9o6dod wrote

How about:

-I haven't slept for a week... -Oh, that's good! It could have very bad consequences for you to sleep for that long.

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johnhughthom t1_j9q71m9 wrote

Poor thing never gets a day off apparently.

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theplutosys OP t1_j9qmsdy wrote

Ik!! I feel so bad for her, she needs to leave that job asap. Can’t believe she’s been working there 13 years

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DutchOfBurdock t1_j9od09r wrote

"I haven't had a shower in over 4 months"

"Great having a bath, but sometimes you just want to shower!"

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XythesBwuaghl t1_j9sknip wrote

what's the significance of 4102?

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theplutosys OP t1_j9v4tp9 wrote

There isn’t one. It was meant to be misleading you you’d read the title & assume the joke revolves around that when it doesn’t

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BKStephens t1_j9nidop wrote

Uh, li'l help?

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