Submitted by LeoReddit2019 t3_11dn0ll in Jokes
leonscum t1_jaa73l1 wrote
Reply to comment by android47 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
I saw this same reply in a Chuck Norris thread a couple of days ago. :)
always-paranoid t1_jaacn5t wrote
Don’t you dare let Chuck here you compare Him to a fat woman…
GerManiac77 t1_jabquzt wrote
„Chuck Norris… Never heard of her“ Bud Spencer
Incognito_Echo t1_jabzh68 wrote
I don’t get all the hype about Chuck Norris. If he was really tough, he’d come to my place and slam my head on the keyboatjahrjkdsjhrhjfkskajhshdhrjijdhsjhhsagg
Sirius1701 t1_jacajii wrote
Rest in peace. He wasn't incognito enough.
hfhero t1_jac4hry wrote
Chuck is afraid of ur mom
always-paranoid t1_jaczx0p wrote
he should be... I know I am
Strength-InThe-Loins t1_jaaznnt wrote
That's "Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down."
Wombat_Racer t1_jacikqm wrote
Yo mamma's so fat Chuck always climbs on top.
Coz he never fucks up, only fucks down!
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