leonscum t1_jaa73l1 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:38 PM

I saw this same reply in a Chuck Norris thread a couple of days ago. :)

always-paranoid t1_jaacn5t wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:17 AM

Don’t you dare let Chuck here you compare Him to a fat woman…

GerManiac77 t1_jabquzt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:42 AM

„Chuck Norris… Never heard of her“ Bud Spencer

Incognito_Echo t1_jabzh68 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:44 AM

I don’t get all the hype about Chuck Norris. If he was really tough, he’d come to my place and slam my head on the keyboatjahrjkdsjhrhjfkskajhshdhrjijdhsjhhsagg

Sirius1701 t1_jacajii wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:11 PM

Rest in peace. He wasn't incognito enough.

hfhero t1_jac4hry wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:57 AM

Chuck is afraid of ur mom

always-paranoid t1_jaczx0p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:36 PM

he should be... I know I am

Strength-InThe-Loins t1_jaaznnt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:07 AM

That's "Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down."

Wombat_Racer t1_jacikqm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:28 PM

Yo mamma's so fat Chuck always climbs on top.

Coz he never fucks up, only fucks down!

Yo mama so fat

android47 t1_ja9yj29 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:39 PM